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JON ALLEN a.k.a The Toolman-Trumpet
Age: 20
Weapon of Choice: Getzen 700 Eterna II (trumpet)
Location: Stonehill College,
most of the time
Inspirations: Miles Davis, Clifford Brown, Louis Armstrong, Artie, Lorton (for hair, mostly),
Chet Baker, The Blues Brothers, Dad and Brielly
Bands: The Red Riots, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Five Iron Frenzy (RIP), Big D and the Kid’s
Table, Glenn Miller Orchestra, Mad Caddies, OC Supertones, Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, Dropkick Murphy’s, $wingin’
Utter$, Dispatch, RxBandits, Toasters, Pietasters, Specials, Skatalites, Insyderz, Big
Bad Voodoo Daddy, Royal Crown Revue, Flogging Molly, Nirvana, Cake and definitely, absolutely, certainly NOT: The VooDoo Glow
Skulls, they suck
Best Movie: The best movies are: Die Hard, the Truman Show, and The Blues Brothers
Best TV Show: Does the History Channel count? Oh, and I used to be addicted to Walker Texas Ranger…
Favorite Food: Crab Rangoons. Of course.
Do you think Alex’s mom is hott?: At least in the March ’78 Playboy…
Comments: Go to our shows and skank until you pass out. Then skank some more.
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TOM CANCELLIERE- Rhythm Guitar
Age: 20
Weapon of Choice: Six String, but not a very good one, so
come to our shows so I can afford a better one, and so my starving family can eat. Thank you.
Location: Wakefield, MA
Inspirations: Joe Strummer, Tim Armstrong, Billy Joe Armstrong,
Bob Marley, Ben Harper
Bands: Sublime, Rancid, Green Day, Catch22, Streetlight
Manifesto, Mad Caddies, Five Iron Frenzy, Anti-Flag, The Clash, The Bouncing Souls, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Big D, Dispatch,
Operation Ivy, Reel Big Fish, The Transplants, Suicide Machines, Gold Finger
Best Movie: The Pest, Ace Ventura, and The Blues Brothers
Best TV Show: MXC, I don’t really watch TV
Favorite Food: Chinese/Japanese, Taco Bell, Salmon, Calm Chowder
Do you think Alex’s mom is hott?: Alex’s mom
is still hott even after I walked in on her takin a poo.
Comments: If you’re sick of crappy music and crappy
shows, come see us! We guarantee you will enjoy every second of our fun filled,
energized, music. We will make you skank until it hurts, then you’ll skank
some more.
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ZACH COOPER (Coop)- Guitar, Vocals
Age: 20
Weapon of Choice: 24 fret Ibanez RG super strat with the floyd rose tremolo two humbuckers and a single
coil.
Location: I curently live in North Reading, Mass
Bands: Must I
Favorite Food: That seems a little personal but I love sex
Do You Think Alex's Mom is Hot?: well aslong as it does not end up on the internet HELL YES what i wouldnt give
for a night alone with her
Inspirations: As far as this band is concerned Streetlight Manifesto is our srtongest influence.
Comment: Yes
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ALEX CORES- Drums
Age: 17
Weapon of Choice: 8 piece Pearl export EX. it's black. It's better than your drumset.
Location: I hate North Reading
Inspirations: Buddy Rich, Jake Street
Bands: Pantera, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd
Best Movie: 40 Year Old Virgin, the wall, the believer, Shawshank Redemption
Best TV Show: family guy, Law and Order
Favorite Food: cats... if you know what i mean
Do you think Alex's mom is hott?: Now guys, think what you wish, but that's fucking disgusting
Comments: I'm back motherfuckers (don't go on roofs)
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KYLE SLONE (Toga)-
Alto Sax
Age: 20
Weapon of Choice: My
Selmer mark VI. I am "borrowing" it from the High School, only because it is an amazing saxophone and it costs $4,000.
Location: North Reading,
MA
Inspirations: Ville
Valo, Bam Margera, Dave Matthews, Nick Hexum.
Bands: HIM, CKY, 311,
My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, Reel Big Fish, Catch 22, Iggy Pop, The Killers, 30 Seconds to Mars, Sum
41, Motely Crue, etc. anything around those.
Best Movies: The Matrix
(the first one), Haggard, Jackass the Movie.
Best T.V. Shows: Viva
la Bam, Wild Boyz, Jackass, Team Sanchez, Futurama, Family Guy, and Aqua Team Hunger Force
Favorite Foods: Any
American foods or Indian food.
Do you think Alex's mom is
hot: Fuck Yes!!! and cool as hell to talk to on the phone
Comments:
Ready and willing..... (get your god damn mind
out of the gutter, i meant for a show)
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JAKE STREET- Bari sax
Age: 18
Weapon of Choice: Selmer Mark VI Bari.. the
case is slightly run over
Location: NR
Inspirations: Bach. Catch-22, Streetlight, Caddies, Toasters, Bosstones
Bands: Streetlight, Caddies, anything with skanukah
Favorite Food: Muffins
Do you think Alex’s mom is hott?: Sure
Comments: FB's
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AQUILA BROWNE- Trombone
Age: 19
Weapon
of Choice: Yamaha YSL 446G (a pretty freaking
sweet trombone.)
Location: Boston, MA or Lowell, depending on my mood.
Inspirations:
Christian Lindberg, JJ Johnson, Tower of
Power, Parliament Funkadelics and Lauren Hill
Bands: Sublime, Streetlight
Manifesto, Red Hot Chili
Peppers, Against All Authority, Chronic Future, The
Mars Volta, Relient K, Green Day and Brand
New.
Best Movies: Crash, Butterfly Effect, Super Troopers
and Orange County.
Best TV Show: Adult Swim comedies
are good. And South
Park.
Favorite Food: I don’t know… I like cookies, a lot.
Comments:
There’s a fool born every minute. And if it
happens that you’re not one of those, you’ll enjoy
The
Red Riots. (How’s that for a comment?) Girls rule.
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